Another Post (So Soon?!)

Okay, I've got to tell you the funniest thing... This a.m. I woke up and reached over for Mark, knowing he'd probably already left for work, because I overslept. Anyway, I looked over then, and Mark wasn't there, but, lying horizontally, just beneath his pillow, was a little wooden plaque! It was painted black, with fancy white, curlicue writing going across. I thought, "It isn't Valentine's Day already, is it?" I didn't have my glasses on yet, so I couldn't make out everything it said, only the first line. It said, "I'm lost in a feeling of ____." I couldn't make out the last word! Lost in a feeling of what? I was both excited (in case it was romantic) and frightened (in case it was a suicide plaque...remember, I'd just woken up). What could it say? I adjusted the distance at which I held it and suddenly, zoom! It came into focus and I could see it very clearly. And what did it say? Remote! Isn't that hilarious? Oh my goodness, this is the topper on my large pile of blonde moments! xoxoxo